When I was about 4 or 5...

I thought that, when they played a record, the artists were actually at the radio station's studio, performing the song.

I also thought that the Ray Charles Singers had something to do with Ray Charles.

I thought that Ozzie and Harriet was what would come to be known as a reality show, sort of like Jersey Shore without the R rated stuff.

I thought that that the Olympic Games had been going on every four years continuously since about 400 BC, with occasional breaks for world wars.

I thought that Mississippi was a young woman: "Miss Issipi."

I didn't understand why nuns never got pregnant, like wives did.

I couldn't figure out why I wasn't Jewish, since Jesus was.

I just assumed that the Dodgers were coming back to Brooklyn, sooner or later.